Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't have it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Friday, May 23, 2008

The Good Boy

funny pictures

George is really quite thin, but he looks kind of chunky here.

I'm very appreciative of him for his fly-removal services.

UPDATE: I changed out the litterbox; I cleaned it out and put in fresh litter. He thanked me by taking a dump on the floor next to my bed. When I reprimanded him, he hissed at me, so I hissed back. He then growled at me and I growled back.

Fucking little unappreciative shitcake...

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

That is a good boy!

Distributorcap said...

but you love him anyway

my george loves his box -- but he also loves to kick the litter all over the place

Comrade Misfit said...

Yes, I do, DCap. Jake is my "litter kicker", he gets in there and he digs as though he is looking for diamonds.

 
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