Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

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If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

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"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Tuesday, June 28, 2011

Unusual Method of Self-Defense

A man sexually assaulted a woman and tried to jam his tongue into her mouth.

She bit off his tongue. He fled and she spit the chunk of tongue out into the alley.

The cops have both the perp and the evidence.

2 comments:

Unknown said...

Well, good thing for him he didn't try to...oh, never mind.

If he didn't want to lose it he shouldn't have tried to share it. Loser.

Anonymous said...

What a moron. Waaay back in the 50's my dearest Aunt J. did this to a date who got way out of hand.

 
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