Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

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"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Sunday, February 2, 2014

Super Bowl Whatever-the-Hell-Roman-Numeral-It-Is.

I watched the first half.

Meh.

The teams were better matched on Puppy Bowl X and Kitten Bowl I.
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Nangleator said...

Kitten bowl was only saved by cute kittens. I don't know why they had so much other stuff on it. It would have benefited greatly from having the audio content accidentally blanked.

They Foleyed in cat noises, for fuck's sake! I KNOW they had microphones. Why the hell couldn't they USE them?

And also, it was plain they had about 1/3 the content they needed. They kept showing the same clips over and over again. How could they so completely fuck up putting a bunch of kittens in a box, pointing a camera at the box, and walking away?

2/04/2014 9:08 AM

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