Just an Earth-Bound Misfit: The Rantings of an Aging, Armed, Pinko Chick

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Chip demonstrates why I use a separate keyboard for my laptop.

He'll walk across the laptop's keyboard, but not the desk-type keyboard.

3383 said...: You are lucky. My cat cared not whether it was a laptop, desktop keyboard, book, newspaper, or wrapping packages on the floor. Those were all The Place to Be at the time.; 12/23/2017 1:37 PM
dinthebeast said...: Our cat somehow managed to reset the screen resolution on my laptop the first time he walked across it.

-Doug in Oakland; 12/23/2017 1:46 PM
Dark Avenger said...: If the Earth was flat, cats would’ve knocked everything off of it already.; 12/23/2017 3:37 PM
Comrade Misfit said...: Chip can change the screen prientation.; 12/23/2017 8:21 PM