Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Saturday, January 11, 2025

The Orange Felon Wants to Get His Grift Back On

Reports indicate President-elect Donald Trump is considering repurchasing the Waldorf-Astoria, formerly known as the Trump International Hotel, and rebranding it under the Trump name.

The hotel was a great method of grifting for Felonious Fatso and his addle-pated sons (crooks in their own right) during his first befouling of the presidency. Foreign governments and political suckups stayed there at inflated prices. That the hotel was nothing other than a grifting engine was proven when bookings collapsed after the First Criminal was shown the door in 2020.

But now that he's back, he wants to tap into that source of cash once more.

1 comment:

Eck! said...

What else would be expected from a criminal?? Oh right, crime!

Eck!

 
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