Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

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"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

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If something sounds good in your head, don't have it come out of your mouth.

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"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Sunday, May 11, 2025

Bribe Force One

In what may be the most valuable gift ever extended to the United States from a foreign government, the Trump administration is preparing to accept a super luxury Boeing 747-8 jumbo jet from the royal family of Qatar -- a gift that is to be available for use by President Donald Trump as the new Air Force One until shortly before he leaves office, at which time ownership of the plane will be transferred to the Trump presidential library foundation, sources familiar with the proposed arrangement told ABC News.

Nothing like our president flying around in a giant airplane that advertises that he can be bought. No surprise that Bondi, formerly a lobbyist for Qatar, thinks it's all legal for a foreign government to give him an airplane for his exclusive use. She's approve if he was caught in bed with a dead 14-year old girl.

And anyone who thinks that he'll just park it at his "library" in 2029 is naïve as fuck.

3 comments:

Eck! said...

Hopefully the security folks will run though it for spy stuff and all.
Done have to advertise he can be bought, its only about the price.

Bondi is a idiot.

Eck!

DGC said...

What's the point in spying anymore? Trump blabs most everything to Daddy Vlad, and they get invites to Kegseth's Signal chats for the rest.

dan gerene said...

Maybe the actual loyal Americans that might be inspecting the plane for Trump's security could spend the next 3 and 3/4 years dismantling it down to nuts and bolts. When Trump is finally out (hopefully) " Well, it's inspected." Then give him three days to retrieve his property.

 
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